Rip you a new asshole
There is a moment when he blinks and thinks he's died and gone to heaven, because she stays on the bench next to him, asking how he is. Her smile could light up a room and those smoky eyes definitely set his pulse racing. At this point, Jimmy is certain he is in heaven, she rubs his thighs and invites him back to her place. His old bones creak as he gets up and he won't even dare to think of why he is going with her, but they are on the couch kissing already and she is opening his fly. His dick is getting hard, surprising even him
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Tear someone a new asshole - Idioms by The Free Dictionary
This thread is messy and hard to read, so I have quoted significant portions from it below on this web page. It starts with the picture can you see here warning: At first glance, it appears to be a random publicity photo of a porn star signing autographs. But it strikes me as unbelievably tragic. In the background, random male fans are waiting in line to get autographs, laughing, having a good time and yet barely paying attention to her.
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You think Gwyneth Paltrow is bad with her Goopy empire of crap? David Avocado Wolfe is a Gwyneth Paltrow fever dream. He's what I assume she hallucinates after one too many cases of bacterial vaginosis from the jade eggs she sticks up her hoo-ha. Wolfe has a lot of funny beliefs for someone who calls himself an expert. Wolfe has stated that mushrooms arrived on our planet via the cosmic wind.
Storytelling themes are universal and we understand when a character or scene gets "borrowed" here and there. But it's hard not to feel betrayed when you find out that some of the stories around which your entire childhood revolved were, for the most part, copied and pasted in with a cavalier attitude of, "the little bastards will never know the difference! When we ran this article and others like it five years ago, we had one goal:
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